if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear
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Yes, because I love domestic abuse. If your partner ever does anything of the sort, dump their ass, because what’s gonna stop them from taking it a step further and doing it whenever they want something their way.
Your old Nintendogs won’t respond to you anymore because you’ve gone through puberty and now your voice is deeper
Depression isn’t getting more common now days, everyone is just realizing how shitty our society is becoming and every older person throws it in our face how good it was “back then”
stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts
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transgenderteensurvivalguide answered:
Kii says:
Nope. Your dad seems to have pulled this statistic out of absolutely no where, because I can’t find any reputable source that talks about that.
You might be asexual and/or aromantic, but asexual and aromantic people can still be trans.
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transgenderteensurvivalguide answered:
Kii says:
I wear heels all the time. Wearing heels doesn’t define your gender, and you can wear masculine clothes with heels if you want. There’s nothing that can make you “less trans.” If you identify as trans, you’re trans, and there’s nothing more to it.
One of my students translated “latus” as “thicc” on a quiz I’m…
That's…not exactly wrong?
Oh, they definitely got credit for it.
Correction: four of my students translated “latus” as “thicc”.
Men like to believe theyd be great in apocalypse scenarios but they dont even know how to sew
Some male friends of mine were once talking about how useful they’d be in an apocalypse, and I pointed out that as a weaver and sewer and maker of stuff, I’d be pretty damn useful and they tried to tell me they could just loot clothes from WalMart and they’d be fine. As if WalMart has endless supplies without weekly deliveries.
So just last night a friend of mine was talking about who he’d round up in the event of a zombie apocalypse and how I’m his go-to farmer on account of I know how to keep an entire homestead up and running and we’re talking about what kind of resources I’d need to keep a colony of about 50-ish people alive and i bring up what all goes into processing wool for clothing and such and he just kind of stops me like ‘wait, wait, we don’t need to do all of that because we can scavenge for clothes we don’t need to be able to make them’ and i’m just like, ‘dude, that works in the short-term maybe but if this community is going to be sustainable you’ve gotta have people whose job it is to make clothes and blankets and shit’
also cloth rots pretty quickly when left exposed to the elements and after the first few years or so anything we manage to scavenge isn’t going to be wearable anymore and anywho we’ve got to teach the kids everything or they’re not gonna know what to do some decades down the line when everything’s too rusted or rotted out to be of any practical use anymore, etc etc, and he’s reckoning that things like woodworking and smithing and ranching are more important than say, cleaning or cooking or dairying and meanwhile i’m just smh may all the gods have mercy on this poor fool
He also balked when i brought up how to run a laundry and what all was needed to make everyday shit like soap and toothpaste - like dude, you think this is going to be all about hunting and scavenging and being neato manly-man drifters like in the walking dead let me teach you a thing about keeping a village alive and healthy for more than a week man most of it is shit you keep thinking is non-essential on account of it being “women’s work” or “simple chores” that’re actually pretty labor-intensive and take time, training, knowledge, and practice to do successfully, let alone well, and are 100% absolutely necessary work in order for you to have any reasonably good quality of life after the world ends
I’m reminded of this post I read a while back about some guy who thought his underwear lasted years because his wife would periodically replace his boxers and socks with identical boxers and socks when they started to look old and he just … never noticed.
Society was created by women. Men were the hunters/warriors because if they died, society would go on. But if a woman died? All that highly skilled knowledge? That would be devastating
Because I’m now injured and can no longer even really run, I felt like I was gonna get left behind because I’m slow now when shit hit the fan. Then I realized, im almost a necessity because I’m the only one out of my group who can weld, sew, and I’m the best in my group in metal working and smithing and I’m the best with a bow, only competed with my boyfriend in that. 👩🏻🏭
As I get older I’m getting angrier which in general isn’t a good thing and I’m trying to work on it but one way I’ve found my rage to be useful is talking back to my grandma. That’s right. I’ve started talking back to my grandma. 12 year old me would be shook. Say racist things about Mexicans will you? I’m sick of it, grandma. Stop being snooty this isn’t the 50s anymore.
My grandma is such a snooty old white lady. I’m getting sick of it.
*cheers from the distance*
